1.Suicide
Modem speed is what you'll need
To get access to the heat
Surfin' the net
Data goes straight to your brain
Don't give a shit
'about reality and it's pain
Online time is just for free
Touch the screen and you will see
Silicon dreams
Powered by the god we obey
Millions of links
Leading to the one and only page
Planetwide suicide
Click and get ready to die
Planetwide suicide
We'll be deleted tonight
Planetwide suicide
Cleaned earth in pale morning light
Hypnotized, one by one
Global madness, it is done
No turning back
Take the gun or just cut your throat
Broken the necks
All the humans died alone at home
Robots walk uncontrolled
Taking over, that's the goal
Circuits and steel
No more blood and no fragile bones
Weakness been killed
Machines are runnig now by their one
Planetwide suicide
Click and get ready to die
Planetwide suicide
We'll be deleted tonight
Planetwide suicide
Cleaned earth in pale morning light
Modem speed is what you'll need
To get access to the heat
Surfin' the net
Data goes straight to your brain
Don't give a shit
'about reality and it's pain
Online time is just for free
Touch the screen and you will see
Silicon dreams
Powered by the god we obey
Millions of links
Leading to the one and only page
Planetwide suicide
Click and get ready to die
Planetwide suicide
We'll be deleted tonight
Planetwide suicide
Cleaned earth in pale morning light
2.Myevilfart
Songwriters：Nick Lowe
Hey, boss, your party's cool
Another year so let's start drinking
Excess, the alcohol flows
Your birthday is a night for sinners
My bladder's full
Need to take a killer piss now
I can't, can't hardly walk
Gotta find a wall to mark now
I went to pee and passed some gas
My rectum is evil, I've just burnt my ass
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
Here comes my friend
With a raging pole to empty
Nice, right next to me
Wretched wind right up his nostril
My friend got sick, he had to puke
My ass had the power, it wasn't a fluke
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
The job was done
I went back home really happy
Still unable to walk
Hit the hay but then I blew more
People, a lesson learned
A lot of beers and you'll start stinking
Eat beans and that's how it goes
Make people spew and be a winner
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
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